Migsisfit Cubgudjampindim is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing snail.

Migsisfit Cubgudjampindim created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Migsisfit Cubgudjampindim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Migsisfit Cubgudjampindim, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Migsisfit Cubgudjampindim's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Migsisfit Cubgudjampindim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Migsisfit Cubgudjampindim.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Never feed lots of parsnips to dolphins while wearing blue tights.