Narltimrill is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, omniscient pigeon.

Narltimrill created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narltimrill, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Narltimrill, she will ignore you.

Narltimrill's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Narltimrill's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narltimrill.