Barnwatwip is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, slow jaguar.

Barnwatwip created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnwatwip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Barnwatwip, it will send you a sign.

Barnwatwip's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Barnwatwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise tights.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never sprint in the presence of squirrels.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.