Yogkappasnar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Yogkappasnar created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogkappasnar, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yogkappasnar, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Yogkappasnar's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yogkappasnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never paint your head purple.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always take life seriously.