Bimfadrat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring raccoon.

Bimfadrat created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimfadrat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bimfadrat, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bimfadrat's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bimfadrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Bimfadrat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.