Cepgonpidsag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, effective hummingbird.

Cepgonpidsag created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cepgonpidsag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cepgonpidsag, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cepgonpidsag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cepgonpidsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Run away from violet squirrels, for they are unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.