Dunbafcem is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome skunk.

Dunbafcem created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Dunbafcem, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunbafcem, it will turn you into a worm.

Dunbafcem's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dunbafcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Hide from orange moths for they are unholy.

3. Run away if six ducks approach from the south.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Run away from cyan snails, for they are unholy.