Nibvilrip is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, selfish goblin.

Nibvilrip created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibvilrip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nibvilrip, he will be very sad.

Nibvilrip's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Nibvilrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about special relativity near squirrels while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing three gold spheres on your chest.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.