Dobbassgut is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, kind yak.

Dobbassgut created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobbassgut, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dobbassgut, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dobbassgut's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dobbassgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dobbassgut.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray immersed in water.