Bellsoggidxemflat Stipjintarnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective hummingbird.

Bellsoggidxemflat Stipjintarnurl created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellsoggidxemflat Stipjintarnurl, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bellsoggidxemflat Stipjintarnurl, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bellsoggidxemflat Stipjintarnurl's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bellsoggidxemflat Stipjintarnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Bellsoggidxemflat Stipjintarnurl in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Never feed garlic to ducks while wearing trousers.

5. Never talk about fire.