Mipwigbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, slow eagle.

Mipwigbaf created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mipwigbaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mipwigbaf, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Mipwigbaf's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Mipwigbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mipwigbaf.

3. Hide if four manatees approach from the west.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Never talk about bacteria.