Budlarpsasjig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish warg.

Budlarpsasjig created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Budlarpsasjig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Budlarpsasjig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Budlarpsasjig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Budlarpsasjig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Run away if five seals approach from the north.