Nartkamhanbutlidtamfot is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, calm spider.

Nartkamhanbutlidtamfot created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartkamhanbutlidtamfot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nartkamhanbutlidtamfot, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Nartkamhanbutlidtamfot's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nartkamhanbutlidtamfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nartkamhanbutlidtamfot.

5. Never look at galaxies.