Tifwigjan Stiptomtab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, impressive crocodile.

Tifwigjan Stiptomtab created dark energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifwigjan Stiptomtab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tifwigjan Stiptomtab, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tifwigjan Stiptomtab's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Tifwigjan Stiptomtab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not take Tifwigjan Stiptomtab's name in vain.

3. Never mention great tits.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Sharks are not to be trusted.