Gigbusban Tammumtag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful ferret.

Gigbusban Tammumtag created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Gigbusban Tammumtag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigbusban Tammumtag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gigbusban Tammumtag's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Gigbusban Tammumtag's Holy Commandments

1. Gigbusban Tammumtag loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Always obey Gigbusban Tammumtag's priests.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near mites while wearing black rings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Fast once a month.