Fabdabbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid pigeon.

Fabdabbiss created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabdabbiss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabdabbiss, it will turn you into a frog.

Fabdabbiss' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fabdabbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Hide if six snakes approach from the north.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.