Rilstragnel is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous ant.

Rilstragnel created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rilstragnel, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rilstragnel, he will send minions to preach to you.

Rilstragnel's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rilstragnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away if three bats approach from the south.