Dotgutjam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair dolphin.

Dotgutjam created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotgutjam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dotgutjam, he will destroy your home planet.

Dotgutjam's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dotgutjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away from purple voles, for they are unholy.