Parkdodbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, effective dolphin.

Parkdodbaf created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkdodbaf, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Parkdodbaf, it will turn you into a tree.

Parkdodbaf's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Parkdodbaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never chant in the presence of swans.