Dibjinflat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-assured naga.

Dibjinflat created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibjinflat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dibjinflat, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dibjinflat's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dibjinflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

5. Erect three gold sculptures of Dibjinflat on top of important buildings.