Fotgombud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident wyrm.

Fotgombud created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotgombud, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fotgombud, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fotgombud's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fotgombud's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.