Nabligarn is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, selfish duck.

Nabligarn created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabligarn, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nabligarn, it will turn you into a slug.

Nabligarn's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nabligarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nabligarn.