Fedtailbep is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate crane.

Fedtailbep created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedtailbep, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fedtailbep, it will send minions to preach to you.

Fedtailbep's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fedtailbep's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Fedtailbep must be the most important thing in your life.