Yaktagxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, happy guinea pig.

Yaktagxuck created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaktagxuck, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yaktagxuck, she will turn you into a dog.

Yaktagxuck's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Yaktagxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yaktagxuck.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat bark.