Bomnakrillbig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic goblin.

Bomnakrillbig created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bomnakrillbig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bomnakrillbig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bomnakrillbig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bomnakrillbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Bomnakrillbig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.