Gebbess is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, happy dragon.

Gebbess created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebbess, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebbess, she will boil you in a big pot.

Gebbess' most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gebbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to turtles while wearing yellow rings.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Gebbess in the centre of the settlement.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Never play with disobedient children.