Fumstikvangenmandagpibkam is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, two-faced bat.

Fumstikvangenmandagpibkam created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fumstikvangenmandagpibkam, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fumstikvangenmandagpibkam, he will make you grow a tail.

Fumstikvangenmandagpibkam's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fumstikvangenmandagpibkam's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not keep eight capybaras in a large pit.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fumstikvangenmandagpibkam.