Nadquamlad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, contented dragon.

Nadquamlad created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadquamlad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nadquamlad, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Nadquamlad's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nadquamlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Do not chop down trees.