Zoggigfly is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful newt.

Zoggigfly created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zoggigfly, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zoggigfly, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Zoggigfly's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Zoggigfly's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.