Fossdinwit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, competent cat.

Fossdinwit created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossdinwit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fossdinwit, she will turn you into a duck.

Fossdinwit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fossdinwit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never chant near monkeys.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always stare at clouds.