Wodyartcemwan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing hyena.

Wodyartcemwan created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodyartcemwan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodyartcemwan, it will not care.

Wodyartcemwan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Wodyartcemwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.