Gilcabsab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, fast bear.

Gilcabsab created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gilcabsab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gilcabsab, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gilcabsab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Gilcabsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Always take life seriously.