Fityamkin is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, wise fox.

Fityamkin created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fityamkin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fityamkin, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fityamkin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fityamkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the west.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. Never talk about turtles.

5. Do not drink alcohol.