Dinvigfen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish dolphin.

Dinvigfen created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dinvigfen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dinvigfen, it will turn you into a dog.

Dinvigfen's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dinvigfen's Holy Commandments

1. Dinvigfen loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Dinvigfen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never feed gooseberries to great tits while wearing black hats.