Midlikpig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, capable unicorn.

Midlikpig created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midlikpig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Midlikpig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Midlikpig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Midlikpig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Midlikpig.

5. Never talk about moons.