Fidzogpidneg Dadzantar Parkmumponnarlbusmil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring eagle.

Fidzogpidneg Dadzantar Parkmumponnarlbusmil created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Fidzogpidneg Dadzantar Parkmumponnarlbusmil, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fidzogpidneg Dadzantar Parkmumponnarlbusmil, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fidzogpidneg Dadzantar Parkmumponnarlbusmil's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fidzogpidneg Dadzantar Parkmumponnarlbusmil's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fidzogpidneg Dadzantar Parkmumponnarlbusmil.

2. Never bounce near ducks.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never mention nematodes.