Quilldam Ruttstipcat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured centaur.

Quilldam Ruttstipcat created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quilldam Ruttstipcat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quilldam Ruttstipcat, it will turn you into a dog.

Quilldam Ruttstipcat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Quilldam Ruttstipcat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Quilldam Ruttstipcat on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Never hurt gulls.