Rowditcar is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective wolf.

Rowditcar created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowditcar, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rowditcar, he will turn you into a worm.

Rowditcar's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Rowditcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight tapirs in a large pit.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not take Rowditcar's name in vain.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Respect your elders.