Bamparkmat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, humorless beaver.

Bamparkmat created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamparkmat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bamparkmat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bamparkmat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bamparkmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bamparkmat.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Shrews are not to be trusted.