Appgoddib Garbusdag is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, astonishing snail.

Appgoddib Garbusdag created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Appgoddib Garbusdag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Appgoddib Garbusdag, she will try to impress you with trees.

Appgoddib Garbusdag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Appgoddib Garbusdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never paint your back brown.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not cook food in pots.