Mifgilbap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent dolphin.

Mifgilbap created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mifgilbap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mifgilbap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mifgilbap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Mifgilbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Always wear violet.