Hivdanstan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent squirrel.

Hivdanstan created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Hivdanstan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hivdanstan, he will turn you into a frog.

Hivdanstan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hivdanstan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine horses approach from the west.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always treat ducks with great respect.