Pakfarnig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, humane dragonfly.

Pakfarnig created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakfarnig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pakfarnig, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pakfarnig's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Pakfarnig's Holy Commandments

1. Pakfarnig loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.