Dodsabfab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, prudent swan.

Dodsabfab created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodsabfab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodsabfab, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dodsabfab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dodsabfab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

4. Never feed lemons to eagles while wearing shirts.

5. Always help horses in need.