Ragmatmot is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, calm squirrel.

Ragmatmot created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragmatmot, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ragmatmot, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Ragmatmot's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Ragmatmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Ragmatmot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Never hurt sheep.