Xencemvilbedjin is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sage hare.

Xencemvilbedjin created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xencemvilbedjin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xencemvilbedjin, she will send you a sign.

Xencemvilbedjin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Xencemvilbedjin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.