Xencemvilbedjin is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, sage
hare.
Xencemvilbedjin created gold two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xencemvilbedjin, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Xencemvilbedjin, she will send you a sign.
Xencemvilbedjin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Xencemvilbedjin's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never bounce in holy places.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always look after injured mites.
5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.