Govwegjarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, witless butterfly.

Govwegjarn created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govwegjarn, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Govwegjarn, he will destroy your home solar system.

Govwegjarn's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Govwegjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls in need.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. Never play with disobedient children.