Sinrapdob is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient toad.

Sinrapdob created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinrapdob, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sinrapdob, he will turn you into a mole.

Sinrapdob's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sinrapdob's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never hurt ants.