Sidrullhit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, selfish dove.

Sidrullhit created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidrullhit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sidrullhit, it will turn you into a slug.

Sidrullhit's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Sidrullhit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never sprint near ducks.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat green fruit.