Barnfentip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, vain crocodile.

Barnfentip created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnfentip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Barnfentip, he will curse you with boils.

Barnfentip's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Barnfentip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. You must pray to Barnfentip seven times a day.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Barnfentip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never feed lots of carrots to frogs while wearing blue stockings.

5. Do not covet oxen.